Depp was born in Owensboro, Kentucky , [11] [12] the youngest of four children of Betty Sue Palmer (née Wells), [13] a waitress, and John Christopher Depp, a civil engineer. [14] [15] Depp is of mostly English ancestry, with some ancestors from elsewhere in Europe. He is descended from a French Huguenot immigrant, Pierre Deppe or Dieppe, who settled in Virginia around 1700. [16] He is also of 3/2048 African descent, as he descends twice over from an African slave whose biracial daughter, Elizabeth Key Grinstead , was the first woman of Sub-Saharan African ancestry in North America to sue for her freedom from slavery and win (in 1655). [17] [18]

We are more than one person, although we go by the name of Johnny Dongle. It’s a pseudonym, obviously. We also run the site  if you’re into funny writing about awkward Craigslist hookups instead of fucked-up baby names.

“It’s the roaring 20’s. Alcohol-loving Americans are chafing underneath the restrictions of Prohibition, but speakeasies have thankfully risen to fill the void with ill-begotten booze. The Blind Griffin is one such speakeasy in San Francisco, California, but it’s about to go out of business…because its employees are a den of magicians who are more concerned with their magical studies and experiments than moonshine! Desperate not to lose the building that has become their haven, they hire the first streetsmart guttersnipe they find with some experience to help turn things around, but could she perhaps turn out to be the strongest magician of them all?”

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